Who am I?

I see people do these 100 Things lists on their blogs. And that's all well and good for them: they've got fingers and can read the letters on the keyboard and everything. But I'm a cat and I can't do all that stuff. 100 Things would take me from now until my death, and there's just too much fun to be had chasing mice, slowworms, spiders and all the other creepy-crawlies that you humans shun in favour of things like pizza and Chinese food.

So, instead of 100 things, here's -- I don't know -- some. I'll stop when I run out. Enjoy.

1. I'm nearly nine years old.
2. I was born in Leytonstone, east London.
3. My mother was Oriental, and my father was just an East End chancer.
4. At 12 weeks old, I was boxed up and taken away to north London, where I lived for a few years before moving to Kent.
5. I'm a tuxedo cat.
6. I like the colour green, which is why I chose it for my blog.
7. I like fish, but I'm not all that bothered about chicken, whether raw or cooked.
8. At the moment, I'm on medication. More on that subject later...
9. I like to wake people up at 5.30 in the morning. Not for any real reason. Sometimes for food. Sometimes because I want their bed. Sometimes just for fun.
10. Being of Oriental parentage, I've got a good set of lungs on me, which helps me in my quest to wake people.
11. I'm bored now. Maybe I'll come back to this list later.