I’ve heard of dog tags, but who’d tag a cat?
Hey everyboooody. Long time, no see. Just popped in cos blogmate Milla tagged me. This is rad -- my first tag. I'll jump right to it!
1. WHAT WERE YOU DOING 10 YEARS AGO?
Being a kitty embryo with my two siblings. We were waiting to be born, just sploshing around in me ma's belly. Good times.
2. WHAT WERE YOU DOING 1 YEAR AGO?
See my blog. I'd been making friends with slowworms and fighting turf wars with the neighbours. The usual cat stuff, I guess.
3. FIVE SNACKS YOU ENJOY.
Fish, mice, the sweet sticky stuff between my claws, slowworms, human flesh.
4. FIVE SONGS YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO.
The Love Cats (The Cure); The Bird and the Worm (The Used); Keep Fishin' (Weezer); Cool for Cats (Squeeze); The Siamese Cat Song (from Lady and the Tramp).
5. FIVE THINGS YOU'D DO IF YOU WERE A MILLIONAIRE.
I have no need for money. Apart from anything else, I have trouble handling the notes and difficulty opening a bank account.
6. FIVE BAD HABITS.
It's possible that people might consider hissing a bad habit. And swiping at people's calves and hands. Also, scratching the sofa. And waking up the humans at 5am so they can watch me eat. And dropping food outside of my bowl, perhaps.
7. FIVE THINGS YOU LIKE DOING.
Hunting wildlife; eating fish; rolling in the sun; sleeping in the shed next door but one; attacking small children.
8. FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER WEAR AGAIN.
That toupée thing that the humans made out of one of my toys and they insist on putting on my head for comedy value; one of those neck collars that look like a lampshade; a collar; a big, fat leg bandage; nail varnish (not that I ever have; that's just a nasty rumour).
I don't have many friends in blogland, and most of the ones I do have have already taken this tag. So just feel free, and let me know, so I can check you out. Thanks.