Cat: A Blog of Disasters

Being the exploits and adventures of a cat about town

Monday, October 23, 2006

Sufferin' succotash!

I'm feeling a bit cranky. It's been raining on and off all day, and then, when I went outside to see if the rain had brought out any nice juicy worms for supper, I got attacked. ATTACKED, I TELL YA, by that damn tabby bastard.

I got a cut above my left eye and a few scratches and scrapes on my head, my back, my ribcage, and my ... Get yer mind outta the gutter; this ain't no sleazy R&B track!

Still, like the proverbial black man, I don't go down without a fight. I got plenty of his fur under my claws too. Now I just need a little lie down.

13 Comments:

At 1:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh poor poor putty tat.

 
At 2:58 AM, Blogger mister anchovy said...

We had to take Jerry da Stray to the vet today. He's been listless for a couple days. He has a fever of 41. They did blood work and shot him full of magic cat tonic and sent us on our way..... It could be a simple infection or there could be an underlying problem. We'll know more when the bloodwork is back. Jerry has FIV so his immune system is weak. No offense, but around here, he's the best cat you'll ever meet.

 
At 6:04 AM, Blogger Martha Elaine Belden said...

awww... poor kitty

glad he put up a good fight though.

 
At 12:48 PM, Blogger Milla said...

Awwww poor sweetie! Glad you fought back though. Friendly paw slaps from your fellow feline buddy Pisko.

 
At 3:05 PM, Blogger Tamarai said...

Poor little baby.

 
At 10:55 PM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said...

Looks like my Hissing Sid. Handsome lad. You claw 'em to hell mate!

 
At 5:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

tha ferals fight everyday i dunno y tho i think mama cat is jealouse of stubby mabeif we got him fixed( r mabe thats broke) thya wont fight wotta u think? tell them guys 2 give u xtra dinner tacara u cat i think were firends? sorytyoin is bad im drunk hehehehheeeeeeeeeeee

 
At 9:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angel: Thanks for the sympathy, but where's my tea?

Mr Anchovy: Mmmm... anchovies. Jerry sounds cool. Give him a lick on the forehead from me, won't cha? (And I don't do that to just any pussy.)

Martha: Yeah, I put a real fight, girl.

Milla: High five to Pisko, too.

Tanya: Thank you, thank you.

4D: If Hissing Sid looks like me, he surely must be a handsome mofo.

DP: You bet we're friends, bud. Drink one for me. It plays havoc with my wall-climbing abilities.

 
At 9:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

o poor stubby cat hadda go 2 vets,we thot his leg is broke scos his hoppy arong on 3 feet it is amazin how fast he can run on 3 tho his leg is 2 x tha s ize of tha other 1 that was sat tha leg int broke onlyinfected he was very good at tha vets n in tha carryer he takes tha antibis very good itis bubblegum flavour i tasted it tha worst part ishe has 2 stay intha house 4 10 days his a feral cat his been v good tho n learns 2 use tha box straitaway which is good since his a tom n all

 
At 6:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant I love Tom and Jerry, I am a big kid at heart.

 
At 5:35 AM, Blogger Gattina said...

I discovered your catblog because I were looking for Photo Hunting. As I have one too, I am always pleased to meet new cats ! Although my writing is not the cat, but myself. (My cats and funny stories)

 
At 3:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

cat has thay lock u in tha closet? r u bn held prisoner?

ciao
buon natale

 
At 7:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buon Natale, to you too, DP. I'm not in the cupboard, but it's been hard getting to the computer lately... The people are always using it. Bloody bastards! Hope all is good with you. Thanks for checking in on me.

 

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