Cat: A Blog of Disasters

Being the exploits and adventures of a cat about town

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Make room, superstar coming through!

Sorry for my loooooong absence, faithful readers. The people have been at their computers so much recently that it's been difficult for this sucker to get an even break. Anyways, while they're snoozing their lives away, I'm up and at the new day. Well, after all, it's so bloody foggy outside right now, that I can barely see a mouse just a few metres in front of me. It's just not worth hunting when I can come and write a blog post.

And I haven't been sitting on my laurels, either. Indeed, I have some interesting news to impart, but you have to keep it hush-hush, on the down-low, the QT, ya dig, my brothers?

I can't say too much right now, but yours truly may soon be a superstar of stage and screen. Well, that's perhaps overegging it a bit, but I may soon have my picture in a book. There's this bloke who's writing a book, and he wanted a picture of a cat doing something specific. I won't say what, BUT IT'S NOT RUDE. (Get your damn minds out of the gutter, you dirty Homo sapiens!) And it just so happens that the people here had a picture of me doing that certain something, so they sent it to the man, and it's now under consideration.

Now, I'm not really one for photo ops. Point a camera in my direction and I'm likely to give a dirty look and show you my arse, but even I am quite flattered by this possibility. So I'll be sure to keep you all informed as things progress. Keep all your paws and claws crossed for me, dear friends.

I have another little post in me, too, but I'll save that for a few days' time. I will be back soon, I promise!